What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Live and Let Die

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

14,000-year-old mummified ‘puppies’ weren’t dogs at all, new research shows - CNN

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Friday the 13th solar storm could bring auroras to 18 US states this weekend - Live Science

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What do you typically do while on meth?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

What do you think of Andrew Tate?